Putting the Mom back in Mother's Day

Oh, the pink. The flowers. The sappy songs. The disappointments.

Yup, it's Mother's Day again.

There was a time in my life when I didn't mind Mother's Day. I thought it was a good reminder to tell my mom thank you at least once a year (and an opportunity to outdo my siblings in doing so). I didn't understand how anyone could not like Mother's Day. I remember sitting in a college class, listening to an oral report on the origins of Mother's Day given by a "non-traditional" classmate of mine (she was both a mother and grandmother and had come back to school to finish her degree) and wondering why she seemed to hate the day so much.

Three years into "real" motherhood, and I hear you, Sita Bell!

It's not that I've had horrible experiences with Mother's Day. I have a mother. I love her. We have a decent relationship. And although my husband wasn't aware that he needed to celebrate Mother's Day before we had children, that mistake was quickly corrected and he has passed the wisdom of "even if she says she doesn't want anything you need to get her something anyway because someday she will be the mother of your children so that means you have to celebrate it now and whatever you do don't tell her she's not a 'real' mother" has saved many a newly-wedded man unnecessary marital drama. Even last year, when somehow the Duck Dynasty DVD from my husband and already chewed-on princess board book from my daughter (both bought the day before) failed to really show me their love, my role as mother was at least remembered and I did get breakfast in bed to celebrate.

Good breakfast. None of this less-than-30-carbohydrates-for-breakfast crap that is going on this year. You know what is depressing? Grocery shopping. For me it is like going to Disneyland and only being able to ride "It's A Small World" repeatedly. For weeks all I have wanted is a lemon poppyseed muffin (1 serving=32 carbs), a toaster strudel (1 pastry=34 carbs), or a simple cinnamon roll (let's not even go there). I suppose they could serve me light yogurt in bed. And if they really want to show me their love, they will go and find some of that Ocean Spray Diet Cran-Cherry juice that is the only kind I can have that somewhat tastes decent but is never on the shelves (don't even try the Cran-Grape. It tastes like dimetapp with a kidney infection).

Anyway, moving on.

I wish I could tell Mother's Day to go away this year, but I won't, because the last time I wished away a holiday it really did get forgotten in the process of attending the the funerals of two of my best-loved relatives. So, I've learned my lesson about wishing away holidays.

But still, I would rather it didn't happen this year. And definitely not this week.

I don't feel like much of a mother lately. I am not good at it. I have realized that this is probably the least successful career field I could have chosen, with maybe the exception of geometry or chemistry. Some women are made to be mothers. I don't feel like I am one of them. I don't like babies. I only like small children in small doses.

My little sister? Now there is a woman who was cut out to be a mother. The job she currently has is one she would love to spend her life doing--providing daycare to a room full of ten or more two-year-olds, day after day. To me, that sounds like torture.

Now, don't get me wrong, I love my children. I even love other people's children on occasion. But taking care of children all day is not something that anyone who ever viewed my high school or college transcripts would have picked out for me as a successful occupation.

Yet, here I am. This is the job I have chosen.

It is hard.
Sometimes (a little more often lately) I even hate it.
Most days I want to quit...and then I remind myself that all that really means is that I need a break.
There doesn't seem to be a break in sight.

Why was I never warned? I suppose my mother didn't tell me how hard this was because maybe she didn't want to hurt my feelings (although I doubt I was her hardest child. Most stubborn, maybe, but probably not her hardest child, even if I'm not her favorite.) Or maybe I just didn't listen. Some children don't listen, especially the stubborn ones.

I suppose there are women out there (I am related to many of them) that really are good at this child-bearing and child-rearing thing. I don't have those genes. I guess there can be an argument made for motherhood coming naturally...but I think even there, some women are more natural at it than others, because this pregnancy and in turn raising a toddler feels anything but natural to me.

My body doesn't seem to agree with this child-producing part of motherhood. It has declared war on many fronts and though I feel like I am an island in the South Pacific in the 1940's, I have managed thus far to stay afloat. Physically, at least.

Mentally and emotionally? I am breaking down quickly, and it takes every smile and hug and kiss and giggle and extra long naptime from Kevin and encouraging text or email from my husband to keep me together and most days even that is not enough.

Enter the latest counter-attack: "Happy Mother's Day!"

Everywhere.
A reminder.
I'm not good at this job.

It's no wonder the woman credited with founding Mother's Day quickly found that her idea was not as well-thought out as she'd thought. She spent most of her life (and her father's fortune) trying to take it back. True story. 100 years later, here we are.

Still "celebrating."

And by "celebrating" I mean an annual guilt trip for thousands and millions of mothers everywhere who don't feel like they are measuring up and are 90% sure they are ruining their children's lives in one way or another.

I get it now, why Sita doesn't like this holiday.

On my first "real" Mother's Day, I was just glad to have a baby in my home and not in the hospital. All I had to do was make sure she was fed (granted, that was harder than it was supposed to be), clean, and sleeping in decent doses.

On my second Mother's Day, I wanted somebody to acknowledge the fact that I'd kept her alive for over a year and she was hitting developmental milestones.

This year, I just want people to ignore the fact that she throws temper tantrums and spends long chunks of time screaming in her room and she still is attached to her binky and that isn't changing anytime soon. No, she's not potty trained yet, even though she is probably closer to being ready for that than I'd like to acknowledge. It is a known fact that she likes her father more than me and last week she told me I should go to work (like him), apparently so he can stay home with her. And, in addition to all the ways I am failing my daughter, I'd really rather not read [hear] any more ways I can mess up the baby growing inside me (four days ago I read that babies of mothers with untreated depression are more likely to be colicky, so if he is cranky and fussy for his whole first year, now you know why. It's all my fault).

In an effort to make myself feel better about my current motherhood status, I decided to read a talk by Elder Holland (one of the Twelve Apostles of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) that a friend of mine had pinned "for the hard days."

And I discovered that it is, in fact, possible to feel worse after reading a talk by Elder Holland. Good thing I'd been reading it on my phone--if I'd had a hard copy I would have torn the whole thing to shreds. I think he meant it to be a pep talk for the hard parts of motherhood, but all it came across as was "you are an angel for getting up with your children during the night."

My husband, thank heaven for him, does 90% of all nighttime duty at our house right now.

I can't even claim to be sleep-deprived.

I don't deserve Elder Holland's pep talk, and in my head, that confirmed the fact that I don't deserve to be celebrated on Mother's Day.

Now, please don't misread this. I am not ungrateful to be a mother. I am aware that my children and my husband are a monumental blessing in my life. I am not downplaying in any way the heartache of women who want to be mothers but, for whatever reason, aren't given children at this time. That hurts. Period.

I also don't want your pity and I don't want your pep talks. I don't even want to quit my job when I really think about it, because there really are times when being Kevin's mom does make me the happiest I've ever been (and also the angriest, saddest, most frustrated, etc). I am ecstatic that we are getting another baby and I'd hate to think I am wishing away this pregnancy because I do want him to come, I do want him to be healthy, and dang it, I do want to be so pregnant I have to waddle into Labor and Delivery at 39 and a half weeks! My heart is and has been gradually breaking for the last several weeks as I realize that my opportunities to experience pregnancy are quickly winding to a close. I may not get a chance to do this again, which means that for me, my focus in motherhood is going to need to be more about quality than quantity, because quantity ain't never gonna happen.

But does it really matter in the Lord's eyes whether I have two children or ten (or six, which is today's ten)? I'm not in a child-bearing competition, not even with myself. And even if I only had one child, she would make me a mother. And even if I only had nieces and nephews, they would make me a kind of mother. And that would be okay, because that would be doing my best with what the Lord has given me.

I said a little prayer this morning and I told Heavenly Father that I probably needed a reminder that somebody cared, and the best way for that to happen would be through the mailbox, since I wasn't in the mood [a stable enough emotional state] to answer any phone calls or emails or text messages or social media inquiries.

It really shouldn't have surprised me, then, when I opened the mailbox and found a purple envelope from my parents sitting on top of yet another medical insurance letter.

In that envelope there was a card, and that card said exactly what I needed to hear [read] today.

Daughter,
what you do--every big and little thing--matters.
I hope that's something you already know, but everyone can use a reminder every now and then...
especially when some days can be, well, trying--to say the least.
But seeing the way you handle whatever life gives you makes me so proud of the woman you've become and so sure of the incredible mother you are.
So celebrate [Mother's Day] knowing this...
you're doing it right, and we couldn't be more proud of you.
Happy Mother's Day!

There's my mom with the win.
And that's why she's been promoted to Grandma.

Thanks Mom, for reminding me why I like this day after all.